On behalf of everyone one of us within the Southern Four Wheel Drive Association, we would like to cordially wish each and every one of our Members and your families a very Merry Christmas and Happy Winter Holiday Season! “ As our Jeep was a-jeepingCrawling rock and slinging mud,As our wheels were a-wheelingAnd singing Thud-Thud-Thud.As our Wrangler was a-wranglingAnd our Air bags were a-sway,We thought how awesome it would beIf our Jeep were Santa’s Sleigh.So we called to the North PoleFrom our direct line.We spoke to Santa’s EngineerAnd told him what we had in mind!Genius! He exclaimedLet me run it by the Big Man!Santa loved the idea.He thought it was grand!The Elves began buildingWith fenders and grill,Adding BFG TiresTERAFLEX Skid plates and all the RUGGED-RIDGE Frills.It was Red and It was shinyAnd it had HIGH BEAM-OFF ROAD lights.The Jeep had a 13 inch lift kitAnd it looked like it could take flight.But how would this Jeep SleighLift up in the sky?It is unbeatable on groundBut how can it fly?Christmas Eve came too soonAnd it still couldn’t fly.Santa’s Elves and EngineerHad big tears in their eyes.When what to their wonderingEyes did appear...But Santa with his toy bagAnd all his TOMS’s 4x4 jeep gear.He climbed into his SleighAnd said “Step aside!”The Jeep began flying”Let the Big Man Ride!”As he locked in his WARN lockersAnd flew out of sight.Merry Christmas to allEchoed all through the night.Merry Christmas to all, andto all a good night!” — Modified Source; https://www.jk-forum.com/forums/anything-everything-22/jeep-christmas-poem-22307/ Comment